Frozen Over

Tell the Twerp that he's shit outta luck.

NO! There has to be another way! There's got to be! Pity the day when you, GREGORY CAULFIELD, not give a customer what they want! This Unremarkable Twerp is going to go home with that Tiger Tail Ice Cream whether you like it or not!

Make do with what you have, and try to bullshit it out.
Marketing skills can make miracles happen.

Suggest a substitute of grapefruit ice cream with stripws of blackberry.

That would be a GREAT IDEA but... there's only one slight problem. Thats... not how you run things around here. You open your Freezer, filled to the brim with Ice and Frost and you don't actually HAVE any ice cream in stock. Not even a Pint of Vanilla. Thats not how you do things around here.

Retreat to your occult workspace to conjure the necessary product. Be sure to turn up the ice cream jingle to hide the sounds of you chanting.

You find this way of describing what you do awfully Reductive... but you could call it that you suppose. Nobody else would be able to understand after all. You tend to keep most of yourself to yourself, after all. You can't say you've had many good friends, and for good reason. If they found out this is what you did, well, thats the ballgame.





That should do it!



It feels as if a more proper introduction is in order.

Your name is Gregory Caulfield and you are a Sorcerer. Ever since you were a young child, you found out that you had the power of Frost Manipulation. And what comes with that is... being able to make any flavour or consistency of Ice Cream that your heart desires. It was your favorite trick as a child after all.

You enjoy the simpler things in life, such as long drives through the city at night, Paranormal TV Shows that get everything oh- oh so wrong, and trying to evade the Man. If they catch you, who knows what they might do to you to try and understand your powers.

You'd describe yourself as a man who's just as chill as your powers. You don't like getting into arguments or causing a lot of trouble. Your goal is- despite your less than normal self- to live a normal life as an Ice Cream Salesman. You don't have any other goals or aspirations for the future, and you enjoy it that way. Much like a cone, Life should be enjoyed In-The-Moment.

So now, here you are, Satiating the Unremarkable Twerp, happy that through your gift, you could provide for another Satisfied Customer.



And now, you're alone.