3 Doors

Name: Kobold
Species: Lesser Dragon
Pronouns: She/her
Favourite Song: Fireflies

You are crouched in a small, triangular room, with no memory of how you got here. It’s dimly lit, but you can still see there are three doors, with signs near them.

“Alexa, play despacito.”
“Press F to pay respects.”
“Can we hit 100 likes?

And in the center of the room, a sign saying “This is so sad.”

...did someone kidnap you, and put you in a meme room?

You lift your claws from the ground to take an angry slash at the sign, but the weird, greyish floor seems to be stuck to them, like some weird goop. Deciding against attacking the sign for now, instead you try to figure which door to go through.