Terra Nova

A voice pipes up. It squeaks with a voice so sacharine, that you can practically hear the dimples. It is sickening. But there seem to be lingering feeling of deliberate engineering to it.

"H... hewwo! We had a little awccident during landing! I am Chief Seeker Cosmic Two Dimples. Would anyone be intewested in coming over and help us clear up the debris? We would be very gwad if anyone did, and we could even set up one of our prepackaged auto assembly hotels and offer a tiny vacation to our hewpers, but mind you, we have no food to pwepare yet, so bwing your own.

We are awso interested in setting up a scientific resewch pwogwam once we have our equipment back online!

Here is our location! Twank woo!"

If voice can leave an aftertaste, this one definitely does.

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