Terra Nova

A signal appears, smeared across a few different frequencies in the interstellar ether, slowly coalescing in frequency space until one single transmission is heard. Audio-only.

We are Traders. Do not be alarmed. We deal in information, joy, and entertainment. It is very delicious. We only hope that you enjoy it as much as we do. The Ongel are also traders who are here. But they do not know the taste of what good entertainment is. For some reason they call our entertainment infohazard. Especially the emanation of joy which brings us meaning and direction.

They say that they are very willing to trade for infohazard, which we alone are capable of producing like none other. In that way we produce packaged entertainment for use when desired, since using entertainment when you do not care for it is an understandable woe.

We hope it makes them happy. If you will be happy to trade with us delicious information and entertainment, we will have a lot of joy. If you are wanting to do that, send image information of your kind. We want to know how to make you a lot of joy. Tell us your language and your happiness. Then we will for sure and most definitely make you a lot of a lot of joy.

Since this planet also brings us a lot of joy, we are delighted to enter the planet. We will set up two controlled trade zones in the confluence of climates in the north and the south, and an uncontrolled trade zone in the north-central islands. Since we understand that, in the past, interacting directly with us is not the most joyful, we will establish that the seas (which many others do not seem to care for) will be in our care. We wish to be friends. Let us have a lot of delicious joy.

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