The People's Species (TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT. SEE FIRST POST)

I really like the idea that it's a dumb joke played straight. The Comrades are super fanatical group of nitwits that fucked up their planet in like six different ways. They killed their main rivals but the propaganda is so strong they haven't noticed, and the surface is so full of anomalies and monsters that the fighting hasn't died down all that much anyway. I'm also going to ask Gime closer to the deadline if we can mess with the formatting a bit and have the article be the Comrade's own knock-off Cosmosdex, since they probably have their own, closed off internet that they personally edit, so all the "joke" elements are complelty in character

And yeah, shit like the emoji flag is a bit much, but I feel that can stay until at least late November since it's fun.