The Antiquated Scrolls XIV: Skyrim

The Antiquated Scrolls XIV: Skyrim
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RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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In the distance the dragon makes dragon noises as the tension of the scene slowly escalates. You explain that you are Dlorph and that you have journeyed from the faraway land of Drawful/Jackbox Games Post Thread. The guardsperson just shakes their head and mutters something about mods.

"Now don't get me wrong I love your adventure but rules are rules and I gotta do a gilloteen on you. Can't go making exceptions or I'll be next on the chopping block if you know what I mean." The guardsperson laughs for a second but stops abruptly and says "Capital Punishment is no laughing matter; the judicial system here in Skyrim is kind of a fucking mess if you'll pardon my Elswyrese. Anyway we'd better be getting on with it. Not got all day you know." They gesture you towards the guillotine, and menaced by the guard behind you make your way towards it.

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As you approach the guillotine you hear the guardsperson giving Raluf the character creation spiel, Raluf opts to be a dual race cat/lizard specializing in Baseball Wizardry. It’s a good choice and far more creative than your own selection.

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You present yourself for executing only to discover that Andruin The Big Old Dragon ™ is standing right there. You get the guardsperson’s attention and point this out to them and suddenly everyone feels a) scared of the Big Old Dragon ™ but also b) very silly for not noticing them until now.

This could be your opportunity to get out of being guillytined. What will you do?

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The Antiquated Scrolls XIV: Skyrim - by Ixcaliber - 10-09-2018, 02:54 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Sunspider - 10-09-2018, 02:56 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Dragon Fogel - 10-09-2018, 02:57 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Dragon Fogel - 10-09-2018, 02:57 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Whimbrel - 10-09-2018, 03:02 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by typeandkey - 10-09-2018, 03:03 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Robust Laser - 10-09-2018, 03:07 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by a52 - 10-09-2018, 03:13 AM
RE: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - by Ixcaliber - 10-09-2018, 04:16 AM
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RE: The Older Scrolls VI: Skyrim - by typeandkey - 10-11-2018, 03:05 AM
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