Buzzfia - Party Preparations - Night 7 (10/22 live)

Laser, I don't know why you're votin' for ol' Wheat-Aldrin, the scamp, since you can't actually get rid of him via voting! Believe me, Sales tried once and it Did Not Go Well!

This is Wheat’s Role in its entirety:
You are Aldrin Buzz Jr., the CEO’s Child, aka the Independent Celebrity Vanilla Wine UnimaginableRiches Chest Gallis Stump Greedlesson Hated Drunk.

Your parent, the CEO of WhatTheBuzz, doesn’t care about you. That much is obvious, after you were put in with the rest of the servants in this little game. They constantly send you presents, but they don’t wrap them. They don’t tuck in a little handwritten card that says "from Buzz Sr.". They don’t shower you with every material need. Well, they do, but it isn’t enough. You would never tell this to anyone, but all you want is the approval of the one who brought you into this world. And if killing some servants will do that, you are more than happy to oblige.

At the start of the game, your full role is disclosed (apart from your win condition). You alone have this extreme privilege, being too distinct from all the rest.

On Night 0, you may select 2 items from the following list to be added to your inventory: Credit Card, Silver Spoon, Duplicator, Silver Letter Opener, Crystalized Life. You aren’t sure what they do, but they are simply amazing. You do not receive the description of the items in your inventory, and every item you own or recieve acts as if it has no effect while in your inventory.

Each Night, you may either add another random item from the above list to your inventory, or gain a copy of a random item in your inventory.

If you have at least 1 vote, but not the majority, by the end of any Day, you will be lynched. If you have the majority, you will not be lynched. You cannot be hammered.

If you die from a lynch, the items in your inventory are doubled, and then are distributed evenly among your lynchers (not including anonymous votes). If there are not enough items, it is random who gets the extras.

If you die from any other source, no one gets your items, and your killer is publicly revealed.

Regardless of how you die, you become a Stump, and may continue to post as normal during the Day.

Now, that green font in Aldrin's title might just be ~MISDIRECTION~, but I can tell you it sure feels like a mild confirmation that he's tellin' the truth about being town!

And yeah, I do believe if Wheat has the majority it'll just be a no lynch! which is Not Ideal!

but not to worry, because as I mentioned before I got some SALES KNOWHOW to dispense, assuming the figures line up!