RE: Buzzfia - One Silent Night - Day 1 (22/22 live)
10-08-2018, 04:05 AM
Bid: G because they at least sound edible. That food was practically petrified; more continental crust than breakfast. Sure, the stale individually wrapped mini-muffins were alright, but whichever one of you faceless henchmen made the "coffee" this morning, please just have someone else make it tomorrow? I get that we're here as part of some prank or crazy publicity stunt, or whatever this actually is... but that doesn't mean we need to suffer through whatever burnt decaf travesty you brewed up. If you need pointers on how to work the machine, just hit me up before you try again, thanks. Also, while I'm on the topic... obviously this isn't real. No one is actually killing anyone here. All that stuff about drugging and antidotes and robot autopsies is part of this whole... whatever this is. But we may as well play along.
Anyway, a couple quick things. Glad you're not hitting the Vending Machine anymore, Amosmyn. The food in there looks like it restocks automatically, and who knows how long we'll be stuck in this... bomb shelter? Whatever this place is. Probably some kinda Cold War thing. Anyway, point is I'm worried the vending machine is fragile. Might only take one of us beating on it to break it, and then where'd we be? That's right. Surviving off mini-muffins and shitty coffee. So let's lay off it.
As for Junior over here... like 'em or hate 'em, they're right that we shouldn't "off" 'em right away. Especially if they've got a line to get more supplies down here. They can even hand stuff out to others if they're feeling uncharacteristically charitable. No need to cut open the old Golden Gosling just yet when they've got eggs on the way, yeah? So everybody stop voting for Wheat already, or else no one can put pressure on anyone else. Anyone hanging a vote on 'em without good reason is just creating trouble. And if we're pretending there really is some kind of conspiracy here, they may just be doing it to intentionally distract us from finding it.
Ain't that right, a52? Speaking of which... Vote: a52.
Anyway, a couple quick things. Glad you're not hitting the Vending Machine anymore, Amosmyn. The food in there looks like it restocks automatically, and who knows how long we'll be stuck in this... bomb shelter? Whatever this place is. Probably some kinda Cold War thing. Anyway, point is I'm worried the vending machine is fragile. Might only take one of us beating on it to break it, and then where'd we be? That's right. Surviving off mini-muffins and shitty coffee. So let's lay off it.
As for Junior over here... like 'em or hate 'em, they're right that we shouldn't "off" 'em right away. Especially if they've got a line to get more supplies down here. They can even hand stuff out to others if they're feeling uncharacteristically charitable. No need to cut open the old Golden Gosling just yet when they've got eggs on the way, yeah? So everybody stop voting for Wheat already, or else no one can put pressure on anyone else. Anyone hanging a vote on 'em without good reason is just creating trouble. And if we're pretending there really is some kind of conspiracy here, they may just be doing it to intentionally distract us from finding it.
Ain't that right, a52? Speaking of which... Vote: a52.