You Wake Up In A Bar

nothing intoxicating, it's far too early for that. molten vacuum as a base, suspending a small ball of dark matter. eye-of-the-lemon juice for bite. inner tongue's wishes for flavor. cut with regular cow milk from earth, which is not this world, for nutrition. to compensate for the attendant mildness, instead of a superfluous lemon, a "sliding cayenne" will be orbiting on the rim, dispensing its juices. for visual effect, a pinch of The Long-Lost Spirit Of Old School Rock And Roll. for texture and color, frozen plutonium. this is shaping up into a heavy drink, so let's lighten it with active christmas tree string lights. shake poorly before serving, lest you upset the unstable compounds. whipped deodorant shavings as decoration. and of course, green onion stalks for straws.

well i was going to go against a whole lot of this
but Stax is literally a star and they've said they can consume almost anything
maybe just go a bit easy on the more abstract ingredients, since their effects tend to be harder to predict? maybe it could do without the inner tongue's wishes and The Long-Lost Spirit Of Old School Rock And Roll.