RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Night 1 - Joint Custody)
10-01-2018, 12:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-01-2018, 12:48 PM by Solaris.)
Well Madison that sure was a fast and clean day, no issues no problems no disasters and best of all we're all still standing strong!
That's right Charlie we've got each and every one of these hot blooded contestants standing and ready for the gold and or golds of a delicious chicken dinner or vegetarian substitute, but it seems that poor Pharmacy is entering the first night with a bit of a disadvantage as all of the group shanks have rendered her Fortifying Shank Proof Vest worthless! What do you think about that Charlie?
Well Madison, I think that she can still make it, but I also think that before we settle some eggy business its time for a word from our sponsors.
[INSERT CLASSICAL MUSIC OF YOUR CHOOSING]
A beautiful woman with long hair holds a plastic container closely to her face, you cannot see her eyes.
"Are you tired, worried, or stressed?" Her voice sounds so sweet, and flows with the music perfectly.
Pause.
"Have you experienced symptoms of exhaustion, lack of sleep, or emotional instability?" Her voice rings again.
"Well, fret not, because now, there's Just Don't."
Close up on Just Don't in her hands that seamlessly transitions to a picture of Just Don't on a table with some flowers around it.
Just Don't, It's That Easy.
[POWERFUL BUTTROCK TRANSITION]
Well Madison, what do the judges say about This Egg?
Charlie it seems that with a tie, both Pharmacy and Schazer get This Egg?
Woah, what a surprise, can't wait to see how that ends up for them, I'm sure both of them will take good care of This Egg. Is it some sort of like, group parenting deal, do we need to sign some papers?
No no no, I think that they're both expected to take This Egg under their custody.
Wild, and just the sort of development that you'd expect from PLAYERUNKOWNS SHANK-A-BITCH, we're transitioning into the exciting Night Phase, and me and Madison will be back with you viewers shortly, same Shank Time, same Shank Channel.
Day one has ended with Pharmacy being group shanked.
DragonFogel, Pharmacy, Jacquerel, GenetiXientist, coldblooded, awkwardcarapace, IronLionShark, Thalia V1, Reyweld, Palamedes, Kaynato, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Mirdini, Myeth have all gained one charge on their super meters.
Pharmacy and Schazer have received custody of This Egg and will be sent a PM with what that means.
Get your Night Shank's in before Thursday, October 4th happens in the UK, which will be when this handy countdown ends, or they will not be counted.
That's right Charlie we've got each and every one of these hot blooded contestants standing and ready for the gold and or golds of a delicious chicken dinner or vegetarian substitute, but it seems that poor Pharmacy is entering the first night with a bit of a disadvantage as all of the group shanks have rendered her Fortifying Shank Proof Vest worthless! What do you think about that Charlie?
Well Madison, I think that she can still make it, but I also think that before we settle some eggy business its time for a word from our sponsors.
[INSERT CLASSICAL MUSIC OF YOUR CHOOSING]
A beautiful woman with long hair holds a plastic container closely to her face, you cannot see her eyes.
"Are you tired, worried, or stressed?" Her voice sounds so sweet, and flows with the music perfectly.
Pause.
"Have you experienced symptoms of exhaustion, lack of sleep, or emotional instability?" Her voice rings again.
"Well, fret not, because now, there's Just Don't."
Close up on Just Don't in her hands that seamlessly transitions to a picture of Just Don't on a table with some flowers around it.
Just Don't, It's That Easy.
[POWERFUL BUTTROCK TRANSITION]
Well Madison, what do the judges say about This Egg?
Charlie it seems that with a tie, both Pharmacy and Schazer get This Egg?
Woah, what a surprise, can't wait to see how that ends up for them, I'm sure both of them will take good care of This Egg. Is it some sort of like, group parenting deal, do we need to sign some papers?
No no no, I think that they're both expected to take This Egg under their custody.
Wild, and just the sort of development that you'd expect from PLAYERUNKOWNS SHANK-A-BITCH, we're transitioning into the exciting Night Phase, and me and Madison will be back with you viewers shortly, same Shank Time, same Shank Channel.
Day one has ended with Pharmacy being group shanked.
DragonFogel, Pharmacy, Jacquerel, GenetiXientist, coldblooded, awkwardcarapace, IronLionShark, Thalia V1, Reyweld, Palamedes, Kaynato, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Mirdini, Myeth have all gained one charge on their super meters.
Pharmacy and Schazer have received custody of This Egg and will be sent a PM with what that means.
Get your Night Shank's in before Thursday, October 4th happens in the UK, which will be when this handy countdown ends, or they will not be counted.
Standing here, The way ahead's becoming clear
All across these new frontiers
In my hands I hold the ones I love
Walk forward through the cold dawn
Always to new horizons
All across these new frontiers
In my hands I hold the ones I love
Walk forward through the cold dawn
Always to new horizons