You Wake Up In A Bar

Yes, bars are mandatory in any hotels that have than 20 rooms, but a bar isn't a bar without some patrons, now is it? Are the void cats gonna order drinks? Maybe, but some cats aren't enough patrons for a fine establishment such as this! We need to do something about that, say, would our faceless friend want a drink, or will we have to source our own thirsty customers?

Just don't go overboard on that if we do, aight?