RE: Godhood XIV - Usurper [Honey Edition]
03-20-2013, 09:21 AM
Craft notes the whimpering little deity, cowering behind Olmolm, and releases a little sigh.
Oh boy...
He comes over, trying to be as non-threatening as a guy with a hammer as one hand and a sickle as the other can be.
We've got a newborn over here. ...Now, uh...
Craft is really bad at this whole new god introduction business. Terrible at it.
Um... don't worry? We won't hurt you. Well, I won't. I can't guarantee that these guys won't, um- but it's okay! most of them don't seem to be that bad. We're all friends here. Well, uh, for now, you'll probably soon see how relationships can sour and how heavy handed the vengeance can be, but uh. wait. you don't tell newborns that bit. uh.
Apparently, Clockwork mantis creatures can both sweat and hyperventilate. They seem to be very good at those skills too.
...Help?
Oh boy...
He comes over, trying to be as non-threatening as a guy with a hammer as one hand and a sickle as the other can be.
We've got a newborn over here. ...Now, uh...
Craft is really bad at this whole new god introduction business. Terrible at it.
Um... don't worry? We won't hurt you. Well, I won't. I can't guarantee that these guys won't, um- but it's okay! most of them don't seem to be that bad. We're all friends here. Well, uh, for now, you'll probably soon see how relationships can sour and how heavy handed the vengeance can be, but uh. wait. you don't tell newborns that bit. uh.
Apparently, Clockwork mantis creatures can both sweat and hyperventilate. They seem to be very good at those skills too.
...Help?