Post making contest 6.0

RULE 5 HAS BEEN STRICKEN FROM THE BOOKS. YOU ONLY NEED TO PASS RULES 1, 2, 3, AND 4 TO WIN.

Five syllables, then
Seven syllables, then five
Syllables again

No rules passed.

I guess I'm doing this now, oh god, oh god, oh god

No rules passed.



up, over, under, down

Passes rules 1, 2.

I made the mistake of looking at previous threads because I wanted to find the fingertips mnemonic.

I found it, as well as many terrifying things by glancing in its vicinity and where those posts led me.

TWELVE.

Passes no rules.

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Passes rule 1.

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Passes Rules 1, 2, and 3!

HEY WE HAVE A SHINY NEW UPDATED FORUM

AND WHAT BETTER THREAD FOR TRYING TO SEE IF ANY OF THESE NEW FEATURES BREAK THAN THIS ONE

CHECK IF THE OLD FEATURES ARE BREAKING TOO

JUST POST IN LOTS OF DIFFERENT FORMATTING TAGS SO WE CAN SEE WHICH ONES AREN'T WORKING

Passes no rules.

So isn't showing up as an emoji in the editor. The rest are, though, and work just fine from the emoji box!

After I post this I will be able to see if functions properly in a post.

Passes no rules.

I love that the PMC is like the perfect debug ground / QA QC.

Passes no rules.

People looking to help test the new features should check out details on them in this spoiler!

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Spoiler
[web]https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=3876[/web]

Passes rule 3.

[box=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Nicolas_Cage_2011_CC.jpg/220px-Nicolas_Cage_2011_CC.jpg]i dont even know what im doing[/box]

Passes no rules. (Couldn't quite pass Rule 3, but was close)

One of my rules has become unjudgeable with the new forum change, can I just strike it and only have four rules? Also, I'll get around to judging the existing batch today.

Passes no rules.

that's just so wild to me. you guys in this thread grasp onto every piece of metadata conceivable, it's frightening.

Passes no rules.

Reyweld, what did you even do.

Basically, to judge rule 5, I relied on information no longer visible in thread (or potentially anywhere??). For some reason I still don't want to say what it was, but it will be revealed with everything else when there's a winning post. Passes no rules.