RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
09-12-2018, 12:32 AM
You have no legs, but that doesn’t stop you from becoming the fastest drug runner in the universe.
Every mountain is secretly dragon, and you’re determined to be the youngest climber to slay Mt. Everest.
You used to have a cow. Now you don’t. On a cold winter night, a soul-shattering moo sounds out.
You’re a sentient gas station chain who wants to burn down the planet. Spread your business across the globe, so you can combust this hellhole to smitherines.
You’re a court jester except the court you jester in is criminal court.
Every mountain is secretly dragon, and you’re determined to be the youngest climber to slay Mt. Everest.
You used to have a cow. Now you don’t. On a cold winter night, a soul-shattering moo sounds out.
You’re a sentient gas station chain who wants to burn down the planet. Spread your business across the globe, so you can combust this hellhole to smitherines.
You’re a court jester except the court you jester in is criminal court.
I have no son.