RE: Buttshit Mastermind
09-06-2018, 07:10 PM
(09-02-2018, 06:54 AM)a52 Wrote: »force set mitigation to -50%. it's buttshit amplification time
In a sudden bout of SUICIDAL NIHILISM, you decide that life as an ARMLESS REJECT in SUPER PURGATORY just plain isn't worth it. You create something you know your BUTTSHIT MITIGATION DEVICE couldn't possibly withstand and begin the solemn process of ENDING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS YOU KNOW IT.
Your final act is to SHIT A WHOLE COW. The DURABILITY of your BUTTSHIT MITIGATION DEVICE plummets to -50%.
Fuck you. Fuck the world. Fuck everything.