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Hi, I'm Jim Davis.

I've heard rumors that I, Jim Davis, am a lich. This is not true!

I am no immortal creature of the night, practicing dark crafts and perfecting the unholy craft of nationally syndicated cartoonmanship, spreading soul energy through every print of every drawing of beloved cartoon icon, Garfield.

I resent these accusations! I, Jim Davis, am a regular human American, just like you and I.

But I’m English!