The Wander Island Incident - Night Four - Five For One [13/21]

Well I was going to be glad some of you started taking this whole "life-and-death" scenario slightly more seriously, but we're already to the point of Sherlockian microdetail hyperfocus and I've just about lost the plot. Vote rescinded for the time being.

Oh and, speaking of scumtells just a few posts ago, Not The Author seems kind of suspicious, as they voted quite early and then said literally nothing, not even in a joking matter.
Therefore, Switch vote to Not The Author

A perfectly fair assessment! If you wanted to press the issue, you could well claim that my posting this "in response" to claims of inactivity is itself damning, which it would be! If I weren't... like this by nature. I'm more about puns and linguistic twists than freshly squeezed humors in any case, though judging by plural-your bloodlust, that'll be another point against me, mm?

heh.

Response here feels way too self aware. What's the phrase, "Irony is just sincerity with plausible deniability", something like that?

Also strongly not reading this as a thing teamed scum says

Unrelated: Airey 141 is points towards being unaligned with slorange.