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Paperhelmet
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Buttshit Mastermind??????????????
08-30-2018, 08:11 PM (This post was last modified: 09-17-2018, 06:32 AM by Paperhelmet.)
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You are the BUTTSHIT MASTERMIND. Celebrated in ASS TAVERNS all over creation for your tremendous contributions to society, you wield the power of the BUTTSHIT SINGULARITY, a tool passed down to you from your patron HIGH GOD who once used it in the creation of the UNIVERSE. You must wear a BUTTSHIT MITIGATION DEVICE on your ASS, lest its MYSTIKKAL ENNYRJIES leak uncontrolled into the world and wreck havoc.

Unfortunately, you have FALLEN FROM GRACE after an incident involving the SPACE PRESIDENT'S STUPID HOT DAUGHTER, and have been exiled to the far reaches of SUPER PURGATORY until you bring back the FUNDS to bribe the SPACE KINGDOM'S SPACE LAWYERS. The DURABILITY of your BUTTSHIT MITIGATION DEVICE is at 75%.

What do you do?
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Buttshit Mastermind?????????????? - by Paperhelmet - 08-30-2018, 08:11 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Dragon Fogel - 08-30-2018, 08:22 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by LammarWesley - 08-30-2018, 09:13 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Schazer - 08-30-2018, 09:31 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Paperhelmet - 08-30-2018, 10:27 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Corn - 08-30-2018, 10:55 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Myeth - 08-30-2018, 11:14 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Schazer - 08-30-2018, 11:42 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Eve The Maxim - 08-31-2018, 12:56 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Paperhelmet - 08-31-2018, 07:34 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by CSJ - 08-31-2018, 08:02 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Schazer - 08-31-2018, 09:39 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by FlanDab - 08-31-2018, 12:07 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Dragon Fogel - 08-31-2018, 03:00 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Eve The Maxim - 08-31-2018, 07:02 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Myeth - 09-01-2018, 10:16 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Paperhelmet - 09-02-2018, 05:42 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by a52 - 09-02-2018, 06:53 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by a52 - 09-02-2018, 06:54 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Paperhelmet - 09-06-2018, 07:10 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Dragon Fogel - 09-06-2018, 08:16 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Paperhelmet - 09-07-2018, 12:15 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by Myeth - 09-06-2018, 08:34 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by CSJ - 09-06-2018, 08:36 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind - by LammarWesley - 09-06-2018, 08:56 PM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind?????????????? - by Ten11 - 09-17-2018, 06:55 AM
RE: Buttshit Mastermind?????????????? - by CSJ - 09-17-2018, 09:31 AM