RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
08-26-2018, 08:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-26-2018, 08:43 PM by Torchfire.)
Fifi, somehow find yourself back in Adler's camp covered in pie residue.
Theronmyathus, decare Adler to be a traitor to the kingdom and your intent to kill him. Preferably quickly and brutally. Unless he surrenders, in which case he'll get a fair trial before being killed quickly and brutally. Accuse Adler of a number of crimes, many of which had absolutely no connection with him.
Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks, declare Adler to be an enemy of the Vulpitanian Republic. Before advancing, however, break open your own secret orders scroll. Orders, involve the sentence "Attempt to look brave before receiving a fate worse than death without effecting the outcome of the battle".
Avogadro, come to the front line. Accuse Adler of kidnapping his beloved vixen.
Archers, shoot your arrows.
Adler, go into an Irenaid rage. Adler's rage aura, deflect any arrow heading for him.
Queen Edessa, shoot Adler with your magic staff. Adler's aura, alter and reflect the magic bolt back at her.
Edessa, be hideously mutated by the spell. Run away, but not before loudly swearing revenge on Adler and any of his associates.
Infantry, charge.
Battle, be described in great detail.
Vulpitanian guard, led by Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks, https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M...eatRetreat
Sweetcheeks, be the only casualty in the Vulp charge.
Adler's army, be woefully unprepared. Barely manage to repel the first wave.
Theronmyathus, decare Adler to be a traitor to the kingdom and your intent to kill him. Preferably quickly and brutally. Unless he surrenders, in which case he'll get a fair trial before being killed quickly and brutally. Accuse Adler of a number of crimes, many of which had absolutely no connection with him.
Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks, declare Adler to be an enemy of the Vulpitanian Republic. Before advancing, however, break open your own secret orders scroll. Orders, involve the sentence "Attempt to look brave before receiving a fate worse than death without effecting the outcome of the battle".
Avogadro, come to the front line. Accuse Adler of kidnapping his beloved vixen.
Archers, shoot your arrows.
Adler, go into an Irenaid rage. Adler's rage aura, deflect any arrow heading for him.
Queen Edessa, shoot Adler with your magic staff. Adler's aura, alter and reflect the magic bolt back at her.
Edessa, be hideously mutated by the spell. Run away, but not before loudly swearing revenge on Adler and any of his associates.
Infantry, charge.
Battle, be described in great detail.
Vulpitanian guard, led by Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks, https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M...eatRetreat
Sweetcheeks, be the only casualty in the Vulp charge.
Adler's army, be woefully unprepared. Barely manage to repel the first wave.