RE: The Book of the Courtier
03-17-2013, 10:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-17-2013, 10:21 PM by Brom.)
"I am Iachimo Grizalto, humble courtier and assistant to Marquis Viscia! He has sent me to rid him of his little giant spider problem in the ruins, and his daughter Esme is accompanying me. He has asked implicitly for your aid in taming it!"
"TAMING SKRISHTAS?"
"Verily! Provided that's the name of the spider."
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"
"Not if I do it right and not if you will agree to aid me, O mighty Wizard!"
"REMAIN VERY STILL"
"Okey doke!"
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You feel the air shift and crackle around your feet as a haze of runes creep up your body.
"What did you just do?"
"YOU ARE NOW IMMUNE TO THE PARALYTIC VENOM SKRISHTAS BREWS IN HER THREE UNSPEAKABLE BILESACS. PERHAPS YOU WILL TAKE SOME ADVANTAGE FROM THIS"
"Thank you, ser wizard!"
"ALSO I THINK YOUR PISS IS ALMOND FLAVORED NOW"
"Cool?"
"DEEP IN SKRISHKAS' LAIR LIES A POOL OF ICHOR. IT IS BLACK. YOU WILL COLLECT A VIAL OF THAT ICHOR AND RETURN IT TO ME OR THE SPELL I HAVE CAST WILL TRIGGER ITS SECONDARY EFFECT, AND YOUR KIDNEYS WILL EXPLODE WITH JAGGED SPINES OF ICE"
"You done in there?" calls Esme. "There's a big ole spider waiting to get pulverized."
"JAGGED SPINES OF ICE, GRIZALTO"
"ALSO HAVE A GOOD TIME ESME"
"TAMING SKRISHTAS?"
"Verily! Provided that's the name of the spider."
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"
"Not if I do it right and not if you will agree to aid me, O mighty Wizard!"
"REMAIN VERY STILL"
"Okey doke!"
You feel the air shift and crackle around your feet as a haze of runes creep up your body.
"What did you just do?"
"YOU ARE NOW IMMUNE TO THE PARALYTIC VENOM SKRISHTAS BREWS IN HER THREE UNSPEAKABLE BILESACS. PERHAPS YOU WILL TAKE SOME ADVANTAGE FROM THIS"
"Thank you, ser wizard!"
"ALSO I THINK YOUR PISS IS ALMOND FLAVORED NOW"
"Cool?"
"DEEP IN SKRISHKAS' LAIR LIES A POOL OF ICHOR. IT IS BLACK. YOU WILL COLLECT A VIAL OF THAT ICHOR AND RETURN IT TO ME OR THE SPELL I HAVE CAST WILL TRIGGER ITS SECONDARY EFFECT, AND YOUR KIDNEYS WILL EXPLODE WITH JAGGED SPINES OF ICE"
"You done in there?" calls Esme. "There's a big ole spider waiting to get pulverized."
"JAGGED SPINES OF ICE, GRIZALTO"
"ALSO HAVE A GOOD TIME ESME"
let's post righteously & having good times /// check out The Book of the Courtier /// ensure proper vegetable consumption /// also check out The Blade and the Cycle /// post it up!!