The Chase is on!

>Scream while launching self at shadowy figure, with the reasoning “I’ve never been good at physical activity. I’ll probably run out of breath soon anyway, so I may as well do something about it.”

You launch yourself at the Figure and screech like a hungry goose, you suddenly fall backwards and when you open your eyes again you're in a black abyss. There's another person here as well as a bus-sized set of scales that have an Orange door and a Green door. Above the scales seems to be an annoyed trio of white eyes that are glaring at the other person. The other person still has their backpack on.

>Say hi to other person. Flip off the 3 eyes.