You Wake Up In A Bar

...Perhaps this old tonic might help?
Though, ah. the poor old book I found it in seems to have quite a bit of damage.
Perhaps others more familiar with the beverage might know more?

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Gremphs Tonics most Curative

For the curing of unease, illucidation of dreams, ......of fog-bearers..., gout, unwanted nirvana and waking dreams.

-Heavenly Mint: "...Harvested from the Apiuchus tree, this herbs clarity-inducing properties in smaller doses are renowned. In larger doses, the herb..."
-???: This page is missing entirely. Going by the chapter, some variety of berry?
-Twinspice Spectice: "...While the origin of the name has a long, oft befuddling history; its duplicative properties have been utilized for generations to duplicate the benefits of other substances. while avoiding the risks of simply doubling the substance itself..."
-Accans Boil: "...red...inertia...avoid mixing with alcohol...treats unease of mind, but..."
-Poc: "...found on colony 39217, the dull, bland substance was used to great effect in stretching the food supplies during a period of missed shipments. While the colony remains functioning, its inhabitants have...alterations......long-term use."
-Carrak Weave: Unfortunately, this entry is utterly illegible. Someone seems to have spilled this rather unpleasant ink over the page, and coated it in a variety of feathers.
-???: This page is also missing entirely. Doesn't seem this chapter had much of a pattern to go by, either. Could be anything, really.

...Gather these ingredients in a mortar over the binding circle, and invoke the words of frost and time. Take your pestle and mash them into a fine paste, pour in a cup of freshly-boiled river water and stir 'till it glimmers in a manner most pleasing to the eye, with a spicy aroma and color deep red. Cease the invocation, and serve to the afflicted. Be wary, the paste is most volatile when unevenly mixed with boiling water, and is likely to combust in an impressive, albeit useless manner without proper preparation.

While I'm fairly certain we (or at least, I,) neither know the words nor have the proper tools, our shakers properties should suffice.
Probably. Just have to be quick pouring the water in.
...Given the age, might not hurt to adjust the recipe, either.