The Book of the Courtier

Yes! You will scale the walls of the tower, the better to impress Lady Esme and the wizard alike! You'll widen a window with your handgun enough to squeeze through, then throw a rope back down to

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"Get in there, Duke Derring-Do."

Maybe you'll just use the front door.



The air in here is musty and stifling. The only source of light is the door outside, and the wind echoes into a low thrumming boom as it filters through the creaking tower.

"Hello? Anybody home? Your tower is very, ah, spooky. In a cool way!"

"WHO DARES ENTER UNINVITED THE ABODE OF THE GREAT AND PUISSANT YONATAN

IDENTIFY YOURSELF THAT I MAY KNOW THE NAME TO ETCH UPON YOUR PITIFUL CENOTAPH WHEN I HAVE ATOMIZED YOU"