You Wake Up In A Bar

Cocoa butter, zap it through the Unshaken to retrograde it back to Cocoa Milk, which technically doesn't exist.

Melt a variety of chocolates on the stove, from grimdark through to arctic white so you have a spectrum, add coffee to each so you get five or more different mochas in little pans. Layer them in a tall glass you've prepared by pouring some kind of fun syrup down the side to get a vertical stripe effect in addition to the horizontal bands of different chocolates.

Top with a dollop of whipped dream, lashings of coffee liqueur, and a whole strawberry.

have the whole strawberry be a whole strawberry but it looks like it had it's colors inverted using liquified antichroma, write the name of the drink inside the drink using cherry jelly. we need to go total absurd with our ingredients.

that's not wild is the thing, we've only managed to suggest basically edible known quantities. let's capture a laser beam in a thick fog, flash freeze that, use that for ice cubes. let's give them a crazy straw with loop-de-loops that lights up when you suck through it

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