You Wake Up In A Bar

that's not wild is the thing, we've only managed to suggest basically edible known quantities. let's capture a laser beam in a thick fog, flash freeze that, use that for ice cubes. let's serve it in a glass made of hope that evaporates if you don't believe in it. let's shake some dirt in there, it's plant dandruff and it's at least brown. let's put chili verde in there. let's crumble up a DVD as a garnish. let's give them a crazy straw with loop-de-loops that lights up when you suck through it