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RE: Four Painful Years
08-09-2018, 12:08 AM
(08-08-2018, 10:14 PM)FlanDab Wrote: »Don't forget your prescription before you go to the pharmacy.

You never do. You always keep notes from your doctor in your wallet, between your credit card and your Sugar Dandy stamp card. Only two more stamps and you earn a free ice cream!

(08-08-2018, 10:56 PM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »Give your neighbor a Sarcastic Thumbs Up. Let Him know that you know his shit and you can't even care enough about it to get ornery

Your mouth forms a thin line as you pump your thumb upwards in stoic acknowledgement. After a few tense moments of absolute silence, the shadows pass from your neighbor's window. He's gone.

Yeah, serves him right! That's what he gets for being a big creepy dumb weirdo all month long. You briefly wonder what other magical powers your thumb possesses, what other suburban crises can be avoided through liberal application of an awkward thumbs-up. Either way, you've defeated your scary neighbor and you feel pretty good about yourself right now.

Your Vitals soar.
You gain 200 EXP.
You find 50 Dollars.
You find an Enchanted Mood Ring.

None of those things actually happen. Though, you do step on someone's discarded mood ring. Do people still wear those?

What do you do? You still need to visit the warehouse to grab your bonus check, as well as the pharmacy to get your meds.
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Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-02-2018, 06:44 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-02-2018, 07:32 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-02-2018, 07:35 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-02-2018, 07:59 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-02-2018, 08:33 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-02-2018, 09:14 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-02-2018, 08:56 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-02-2018, 09:00 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-02-2018, 11:02 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-02-2018, 11:20 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-03-2018, 12:24 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-03-2018, 12:33 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-03-2018, 10:40 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-03-2018, 12:27 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-03-2018, 04:20 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-03-2018, 11:30 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-04-2018, 10:38 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-04-2018, 12:13 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-04-2018, 04:32 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by MagicHats - 08-04-2018, 11:05 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-07-2018, 10:09 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-07-2018, 11:31 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-07-2018, 07:21 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-08-2018, 10:11 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-08-2018, 10:14 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Lordlyhour - 08-08-2018, 10:56 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-09-2018, 12:08 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-09-2018, 12:33 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Lordlyhour - 08-09-2018, 12:52 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-09-2018, 04:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-09-2018, 07:49 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-09-2018, 08:05 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-09-2018, 08:37 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-10-2018, 03:35 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-09-2018, 10:05 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-10-2018, 08:06 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-10-2018, 09:39 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-12-2018, 12:54 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-12-2018, 09:47 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-13-2018, 01:13 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-12-2018, 04:19 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-12-2018, 10:08 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-13-2018, 01:23 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-13-2018, 04:16 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-13-2018, 04:48 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-13-2018, 05:33 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-13-2018, 02:55 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-13-2018, 04:01 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-13-2018, 07:23 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-13-2018, 08:06 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-13-2018, 08:23 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-14-2018, 12:38 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-14-2018, 01:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-14-2018, 02:41 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-14-2018, 03:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-14-2018, 05:35 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-14-2018, 03:21 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by MagicHats - 08-14-2018, 07:55 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-14-2018, 06:48 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-15-2018, 07:27 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-14-2018, 07:07 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-15-2018, 08:12 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-15-2018, 09:43 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-15-2018, 09:52 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-16-2018, 01:33 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-16-2018, 06:39 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-16-2018, 11:21 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-16-2018, 12:47 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-16-2018, 10:54 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-16-2018, 01:48 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-16-2018, 05:20 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-16-2018, 11:51 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-16-2018, 05:28 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-17-2018, 12:28 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-17-2018, 12:45 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-17-2018, 02:32 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-17-2018, 02:37 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-17-2018, 03:07 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-17-2018, 09:30 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-17-2018, 09:54 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-17-2018, 10:00 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-20-2018, 04:15 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-19-2018, 02:42 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-19-2018, 03:24 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-19-2018, 04:34 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-19-2018, 08:24 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-20-2018, 05:38 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-20-2018, 07:50 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-20-2018, 08:01 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-20-2018, 09:49 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-21-2018, 07:15 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-21-2018, 03:25 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-21-2018, 06:08 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-21-2018, 08:01 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 08-21-2018, 09:47 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-21-2018, 08:51 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-21-2018, 03:53 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-21-2018, 08:15 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-22-2018, 12:44 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-22-2018, 12:48 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-22-2018, 02:26 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-22-2018, 12:51 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-23-2018, 08:54 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-22-2018, 04:10 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-22-2018, 06:03 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-22-2018, 08:21 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-23-2018, 10:13 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-23-2018, 11:12 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 08-23-2018, 11:33 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-23-2018, 11:34 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 08-24-2018, 12:49 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-27-2018, 08:40 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-24-2018, 01:55 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-27-2018, 11:29 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-28-2018, 03:48 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-27-2018, 12:06 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 08-27-2018, 12:51 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-27-2018, 06:54 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by MarbleMoth - 08-28-2018, 04:01 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 08-28-2018, 08:05 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-28-2018, 11:07 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-29-2018, 06:38 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 08-28-2018, 11:32 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-29-2018, 01:25 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 08-29-2018, 07:18 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-30-2018, 06:27 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-30-2018, 08:49 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-30-2018, 05:06 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 08-31-2018, 12:34 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 08-31-2018, 12:59 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 08-31-2018, 01:50 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 08-31-2018, 03:10 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 08-31-2018, 03:40 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 08-31-2018, 07:48 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-01-2018, 01:37 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 09-01-2018, 01:40 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 09-01-2018, 07:06 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 09-01-2018, 10:40 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-06-2018, 06:30 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 09-06-2018, 06:32 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 09-06-2018, 11:33 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 09-07-2018, 06:47 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-07-2018, 05:58 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 09-07-2018, 07:43 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-10-2018, 11:09 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 09-07-2018, 10:13 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 09-08-2018, 02:53 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 09-10-2018, 11:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Numbers - 09-11-2018, 12:26 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 09-11-2018, 01:32 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-11-2018, 06:37 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 09-11-2018, 07:31 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Eve The Maxim - 09-11-2018, 08:33 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 09-11-2018, 10:22 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-11-2018, 11:02 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 09-11-2018, 03:51 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 09-11-2018, 08:59 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 09-12-2018, 01:01 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-16-2018, 05:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 09-16-2018, 08:18 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 09-16-2018, 01:50 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-18-2018, 12:11 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 09-16-2018, 08:22 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 09-18-2018, 03:34 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 09-22-2018, 06:46 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Xindaris - 10-03-2018, 03:23 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 10-03-2018, 05:27 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 10-03-2018, 06:22 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 10-03-2018, 07:35 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by MarbleMoth - 10-03-2018, 02:10 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 10-06-2018, 12:17 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 10-07-2018, 02:12 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by KingMomo - 10-08-2018, 10:55 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 10-11-2018, 10:19 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Xindaris - 10-12-2018, 03:37 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 10-12-2018, 04:13 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Paperhelmet - 10-23-2018, 05:46 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Arcanuse - 10-24-2018, 12:50 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Xindaris - 10-24-2018, 01:14 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 10-24-2018, 04:25 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 10-24-2018, 11:23 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 10-24-2018, 12:24 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by LammarWesley - 10-24-2018, 12:41 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by FlanDab - 10-24-2018, 12:52 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by CSJ - 10-25-2018, 06:54 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Thalia V1 - 10-26-2018, 10:55 AM
RE: Four Painful Years - by The Purple Meanie - 10-29-2018, 08:12 PM
RE: Four Painful Years - by Xindaris - 10-29-2018, 09:51 PM