You Wake Up In A Bar

Cocoa butter, zap it through the Unshaken to retrograde it back to Cocoa Milk, which technically doesn't exist.

Melt a variety of chocolates on the stove, from grimdark through to arctic white so you have a spectrum, add coffee to each so you get five or more different mochas in little pans. Layer them in a tall glass you've prepared by pouring some kind of fun syrup down the side to get a vertical stripe effect in addition to the horizontal bands of different chocolates.

Top with a dollop of whipped dream, lashings of coffee liqueur, and a whole strawberry.

I pretty much vote for this