Four Painful Years

>Do something about those boxes.

If cleanliness truly is close to godliness, then the boxes in your closet are beyond redemption. They're musty, dusty, and heavy with useless junk and silverfish. You hate silverfish so god damn much. You see one and you just lose it. The insecticide traps you put in there should be doing the trick, but you're never in the mood to check. If you went in there, turned on the light and you found one of those little monsters in your winter clothes, you'd literally burn the building to the ground, no joke. Yes, you hate them that much.

The boxes in your living room on the other hand need to be where they are. You keep all of your plastic model robots inside them, as well as the accessories and tools required to build and customize them. And you do that a lot, so putting them away is out of the question.

Ah, crap. You got jammy crumbs all over your shirt. Klutz.