The Hell Is This

Lick the floor. Does it taste any different from the walls?

You tap into your inner lizard brain (or the brain of whatever animal licks the floor ew) and lick that floor real good.

Tastes mysterious, foreign, and dusty. Why exactly did you do this again?

T pose while running through the hallway to intimidate all passing hostile beings

You ready your T-pose, but in doing so, you unlock your hidden potential that laid dormant deep inside your soul. You start levitating as a show of your newfound godly powers. You awaken to your THIRD EYE.



You start gliding through the hallway, unfettered and ready to take on anything. You feel powerful, invincible. You feel that whatever is waiting for you stands no chance against this newfound version of yourself.



Your glorious moment is then harshly interrupted by a wall you also loudly slam against. Ouch. Your THIRD EYES goes the fuck back to sleep, and you lose all your powers. Back to the mortal plain with you.



Why is there a wall here? You were sure what you saw at the end of this hallway was open space. Do you need to get your depth perception checked? Again!?