RE: The Book of the Courtier
03-15-2013, 07:31 PM
"I'm way cooler than those chumps!" I announce.
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
"Well, er, I'm not actually here to try and marry you or anything. No offense. Do you want to go, I don't know, fight something or hunt some bandits down or something?"
"Uhh, hell motherfuck yeah!"
![[Image: T7vT2yH.png]](https://i.imgur.com/T7vT2yH.png)
She claps her hands together excitedly.
"Stay here! I'll go get my broadsword. Bye, dad!"
She rushes out of the room.
"Goodbye, uh- Hmmm." Viscia rubs his chin.
![[Image: NnOruEp.png]](https://i.imgur.com/NnOruEp.png)
"Well, that's never happened before.
Wherrre exactly are you taking her, not that I'm ungrateful? There's some ruins a few miles out a Giant Spider was seen nesting in, a few bounties I suppose I could look up for you, and Miller Clayton told me the other day he was having problems with a Trogg near the windmill. Uhh, I confess my days of sallying forth are behind me, but I suppose those might suffice."
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
"Well, er, I'm not actually here to try and marry you or anything. No offense. Do you want to go, I don't know, fight something or hunt some bandits down or something?"
"Uhh, hell motherfuck yeah!"
![[Image: T7vT2yH.png]](https://i.imgur.com/T7vT2yH.png)
She claps her hands together excitedly.
"Stay here! I'll go get my broadsword. Bye, dad!"
She rushes out of the room.
"Goodbye, uh- Hmmm." Viscia rubs his chin.
![[Image: NnOruEp.png]](https://i.imgur.com/NnOruEp.png)
"Well, that's never happened before.
Wherrre exactly are you taking her, not that I'm ungrateful? There's some ruins a few miles out a Giant Spider was seen nesting in, a few bounties I suppose I could look up for you, and Miller Clayton told me the other day he was having problems with a Trogg near the windmill. Uhh, I confess my days of sallying forth are behind me, but I suppose those might suffice."