RE: The Book of the Courtier
03-15-2013, 07:31 PM
"I'm way cooler than those chumps!" I announce.
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
"Well, er, I'm not actually here to try and marry you or anything. No offense. Do you want to go, I don't know, fight something or hunt some bandits down or something?"
"Uhh, hell motherfuck yeah!"
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She claps her hands together excitedly.
"Stay here! I'll go get my broadsword. Bye, dad!"
She rushes out of the room.
"Goodbye, uh- Hmmm." Viscia rubs his chin.
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"Well, that's never happened before.
Wherrre exactly are you taking her, not that I'm ungrateful? There's some ruins a few miles out a Giant Spider was seen nesting in, a few bounties I suppose I could look up for you, and Miller Clayton told me the other day he was having problems with a Trogg near the windmill. Uhh, I confess my days of sallying forth are behind me, but I suppose those might suffice."
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
"Well, er, I'm not actually here to try and marry you or anything. No offense. Do you want to go, I don't know, fight something or hunt some bandits down or something?"
"Uhh, hell motherfuck yeah!"
She claps her hands together excitedly.
"Stay here! I'll go get my broadsword. Bye, dad!"
She rushes out of the room.
"Goodbye, uh- Hmmm." Viscia rubs his chin.
"Well, that's never happened before.
Wherrre exactly are you taking her, not that I'm ungrateful? There's some ruins a few miles out a Giant Spider was seen nesting in, a few bounties I suppose I could look up for you, and Miller Clayton told me the other day he was having problems with a Trogg near the windmill. Uhh, I confess my days of sallying forth are behind me, but I suppose those might suffice."