3 Doors

Oh, no! He's dead because him did eat black goop! What a sad happening! I'm playing some music . It's the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you. :(((

Well, well, as the Porters rules works, if someone dies, the porter turns physical and because weeeeee're evil, that thing pretty much happened, thank you guys so much! And as such, because I'm the most beatiful, strong and smarter Porter, I'm going first... But first, I need a body... And seem's like you guys will work in it... Damn, I'm having bad luck here, eh?

oh w ell, let's start.
What's my name? (Name)
What I am? (Species)
What are my pronouns? (Pronouns)
Where we're going to eat? (Subway.)

Hope you guys don't mess it up, after all, mom said it's my turn on the xbox.