The Book of the Courtier

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The Book of the Courtier
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RE: The Book of the Courtier
I give you no such assurances, milord. For that is the truth! I have none of these things in exceeding measure. My meager strength limits me to this pitiable rapier, rather than the weapon of a true soldier. My aim is quick, to be sure, but poor at range; I'd a rifle otherwise. My silver tongue, well... I speak to you the truth, though it give me no advantage. That should tell you all you need know of my wit. Of magic, I know but tricks. Slight of hand, learned whilst practicing swordplay. Naught against anything a true wizard might accomplish.

No, I have none of these things of which you speak. To hire me as your man-at-arms would be to disgrace yourself. The lord with no heirs to his name and the man-at-arms who qualifies not even as a jack-of-one! You'd the fool and laughingstock of the kingdoms.

And yet, milord, I believe you will take me on yet. For, though I have no proper courtly skills to ply...

(Pause for dramatic effect)

...I remember everything.


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The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-15-2013, 05:26 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Dragon Fogel - 03-15-2013, 05:32 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-15-2013, 05:38 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Gnauga - 03-15-2013, 05:41 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Not The Author - 03-15-2013, 06:02 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Elize - 03-15-2013, 09:13 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Robust Laser - 03-15-2013, 09:17 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-15-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by btp - 03-15-2013, 10:01 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Schazer - 03-15-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Elize - 03-15-2013, 11:08 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by AgentBlue - 03-15-2013, 02:10 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-15-2013, 02:55 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Loather - 03-15-2013, 04:19 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-15-2013, 07:01 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-15-2013, 07:06 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-15-2013, 07:08 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-15-2013, 07:31 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-15-2013, 07:36 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Loather - 03-15-2013, 08:16 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-15-2013, 08:27 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-15-2013, 09:56 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-15-2013, 10:01 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-15-2013, 10:03 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Loather - 03-15-2013, 10:23 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Coolacanth - 03-16-2013, 01:22 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by AgentBlue - 03-16-2013, 01:11 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-16-2013, 01:13 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Crowstone - 03-16-2013, 02:29 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by SeaWyrm - 03-16-2013, 05:18 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-16-2013, 09:40 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Schazer - 03-16-2013, 09:46 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-16-2013, 10:23 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Gnauga - 03-16-2013, 10:36 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Loather - 03-16-2013, 10:39 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-17-2013, 12:47 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-17-2013, 01:14 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Dragon Fogel - 03-17-2013, 01:26 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-17-2013, 01:35 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Loather - 03-17-2013, 03:01 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Crowstone - 03-17-2013, 03:21 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-17-2013, 03:22 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by AgentBlue - 03-17-2013, 04:36 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by btp - 03-17-2013, 05:55 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Phish - 03-17-2013, 06:36 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Gnauga - 03-17-2013, 08:40 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Not The Author - 03-17-2013, 09:01 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-17-2013, 10:17 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Not The Author - 03-17-2013, 11:15 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by AgentBlue - 03-17-2013, 11:46 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-17-2013, 11:59 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-18-2013, 05:10 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by SeaWyrm - 03-18-2013, 05:14 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-18-2013, 05:51 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-18-2013, 05:40 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-18-2013, 06:52 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-18-2013, 07:11 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by BreadProduct - 03-18-2013, 08:14 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Brom - 03-18-2013, 08:50 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Gnauga - 03-18-2013, 09:29 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Mythee - 03-18-2013, 01:58 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Whimbrel - 03-18-2013, 03:23 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by MaxieSatan - 03-18-2013, 04:45 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Not The Author - 03-18-2013, 10:52 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Dragon Fogel - 03-18-2013, 11:18 PM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by AgentBlue - 03-19-2013, 05:59 AM
RE: The Book of the Courtier - by Crowstone - 03-19-2013, 07:17 PM