RE: The Book of the Courtier
03-15-2013, 06:02 AM
I give you no such assurances, milord. For that is the truth! I have none of these things in exceeding measure. My meager strength limits me to this pitiable rapier, rather than the weapon of a true soldier. My aim is quick, to be sure, but poor at range; I'd a rifle otherwise. My silver tongue, well... I speak to you the truth, though it give me no advantage. That should tell you all you need know of my wit. Of magic, I know but tricks. Slight of hand, learned whilst practicing swordplay. Naught against anything a true wizard might accomplish.
No, I have none of these things of which you speak. To hire me as your man-at-arms would be to disgrace yourself. The lord with no heirs to his name and the man-at-arms who qualifies not even as a jack-of-one! You'd the fool and laughingstock of the kingdoms.
And yet, milord, I believe you will take me on yet. For, though I have no proper courtly skills to ply...
(Pause for dramatic effect)
...I remember everything.
No, I have none of these things of which you speak. To hire me as your man-at-arms would be to disgrace yourself. The lord with no heirs to his name and the man-at-arms who qualifies not even as a jack-of-one! You'd the fool and laughingstock of the kingdoms.
And yet, milord, I believe you will take me on yet. For, though I have no proper courtly skills to ply...
(Pause for dramatic effect)
...I remember everything.