The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I hate that we're required to have price tags on the wine bottles in the 50% off rack, since that just confuses people and they continue to argue it with me even though I'd know more about this.

Also I'm exceptionally mad at whoever's idea it was to post the price of a pack of cigarettes with the 2 pack discount. WOW FUCK YOU BUDDY!

I HAVE TO DISAPPOINT PEOPLE ALL DAY

THEN THERE ARE THE ASSBAGS WHO ARGUE IT WITH ME

"Hey, that's false advertising."

"It sure is, are you going to get it or not?"

Or when people think I care that they can get smokes at the reservation for cheaper.

Yeah, I'm going to run to my market manager and be like, "Hey, people are getting smokes at the reservation for 3 buckaroos!"

No, not even they care.

You're going to buy it anyways, and that's WHY they don't care.

I get paid 8.50 an hour, whether I sell you this pack of cigarettes or not. I am not a salesperson, I am a fleshy vending machine who makes sure you aren't too drunk to buy alcohol.