[Mistake]

Your friend had been raving about this new popular game roaming around the internet recently, and kept being vague about the game, not wanting to spoil it for you. Since you haven't gotten the game in the months he's been raving about it, he decided to send you a copy of the game, with a few added mods he hand chose for the "best possible experience."




...You almost want to just shut off the game, assuming he probably put in worse things for you. At least you hope this was something he put in...



Well the first thing he told you to do was go into the achievements and pick a patron, he has mostly everything else set up for your first game. A custom "tutorial" as he said.



You may as well see what these "patrons" are, he said they are supposed to help you in the game. Oh, well at least that thing in the upper right seems to show this isn't how the game is supposed to look. Must be some kind of script to notice changes in UI.



Oh god this is almost impossible to read. You really want to just get out of here as soon as possible. Your friend must of given you a selection of patrons to choose from, hopefully they aren't just here to mess with you.