The Hell Is This

> Make a vow to punch the cycloptic """"You"""" in the throat. Not the face but the throat, that part is 10 times more vulnerable.

> You've got no reason not to enter the dark spooky doorway so best get to it.

You know what, you're right. That guy was clearly just messin' with ya. Honestly, what a fuckin' asshole. Next time y'see him, he's gonna catch these motherfuckin' HANDS.

jump into the void

Fantasizing about physically defying possible divine and definitely otherwordly entities aside, it's obvious you don't have much choice but to go through this dark doorway. You could wait around for more weird shenanigans to happen and make a hot dog stand appear in the room but... nah, you're done waiting.



Time to take control of your destiny! First step, plunge yourself into this dark and-



- nicely illuminated hallway?



Oof.



Some bizarre trickery is going on, because you could've SWORN it should've been pitch black in here... and instead, you can clearly see everything.
Why must this dimension mess with you so much?



Before you, a decently long hallway stretches out. It seems to open into another room at the end, but there's nothing else of note in sight.

Damn, this place is just barren.