You Wake Up In A Bar

alright if we're just making a recipe i'll pitch in on the specific condition that this should wait for two updates or so. lowest priority

wine as a basis. we're gonna put an entire bundle of cilantro in there as if it's a drink umbrella. we could make it thick but we're using too much matterhorn and it's boring. so instead a vital ingredient of this drink is going to be a short-lived bacteria that evolves to survive in whatever you put it in, rapidly by evolutionary standards but not really all that quick, so that it won't be ready to drink until it's sat for quite a long while. also let's put a wristwatch in there