The Monty Hall Illusion

B-switch

pick the box with the car in it

OUTCOME C-001 [CLOSED]:

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You switch to the middle box, claiming the car. The host begins to open one of the other boxes to reveal a goat as the audience goes "awwwww" and politely claps for your loss. You jump into your hot ride and drive away.

I open a box and enter into it, never to return.

OUTCOME A-002 [CLOSED]:

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You jump into one of the boxes, and fall down, down, downwards for a very long time. You land face first in a bed of yellow flowers. You should have been killed by the fall, but you weren't.

One of the yellow flowers turns towards you. It has a smile on it's face. "Howdy!"

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You die.

>Take the host, eyy bb

OUTCOME D-000 [OPEN]:

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You grab the host, who is miffed at first, but then pleasantly surprised.

"No one ever chose me before." A tear comes to their eye, but they wipe it away like a professional.

+20 ❤ with Host

"So, what to you want to do?"

Open none.

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You sit an wait. An eternity passes. Flies swarm two of the boxes (the top and middle) as the host stares patiently. The audience has been gone for a long, long time.

>Load the other boxes into the car and ride into the sunset with the host ridçing shotgun. Your heist went perfectly !

OUTCOME A-003 [CLOSED]:

☐☐C.....Hp

The host smiles as you hoist the first of two goat-laden boxes into the car. The security guards begin to reach for their sidearms as the host releases a spray of bullets above the crowd with his conceal semi-automatic.

The audience screams and ducks for cover, the host clearing the guards in the back. A survivor radios in for backup as you lift the second box into the car.

"Keys!" You shout as the host ducks beneath the podium, with new assailants entering the building. They toss them to you, and you duck into the car, revving as a warning. The host runs for it as you provide cover, but is shot in the arm by a brave (and now dead) security member.

The host stuggles with his seatbelt, breathing deeply to distract from the pain. You floor it, driving straight through the wall and into the back of the studio. Gameshow hosts and their assistants drive from your path as you plow through the many tables. You hit a second wall and are outside, soon to be on the open road.

There is another car waiting for you at a checkpoint you prepared. You smile sideways at the host, who has already taken off their shirt and pulled the bullet from its embedded spot in his shoulder armor.

"Suits can conceal a lot..." they shrug, and then suck in air through their teeth.

"Not enough, apparently."

The two of you laugh as you drive away, another heist done perfectly. And with this payoff, the two of you might finally get to retire.

>Refuse to choose one unless there's a doughnut hidden in your box.

OUTCOME A-004 [CLOSED]:

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The host sighs. "I thought our screening processes were more thorough than this. Alright everyone, this episode is cancelled."

A security guard escorts you to the edge of the stage, and then pushes you off. The audience mobs around you. You scream as they reach for you, tearing at your clothing and skin. Your muscles scream as more and more grab onto you and pull. The tearing of flesh splatters eyeless faces with blood.

The host sighs. "Mondays, am I right?"

Open Host

OUTCOME E-000 [OPEN]:

You murder the host. Inside his body is a goat. You feel as though you have cheated.

The audience is intrigued, for the most part. A dissenting voice cries, "I knew reality TV was a sham!"

stack two other boxes on top of the first. Now they are all box1

OUTCOME A-005 [CLOSED]:

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"Hmm." The host doesn't know what to do.

You open the box, because it was the only one available. There is a giraffe inside. Or maybe a goat with a very long neck? You close the box.

Gross.

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In the future, please specify your branch or I'll just do whatever.

ALL AVAILABLE BRANCHES:

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CORE BASE A [ALWAYS_OPEN] - Three Boxes (#1)

OUTCOME A-001 [OPEN] - Three Empty Box Fort (#12)
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CORE OUTCOME B [ALWAYS_OPEN] - Middle Chosen, Top Revealed As Goat (#5)
OUTCOME B-001 [OPEN] - Top Selected, Owning Intentional Goat (#8)

CORE OUTCOME C [ALWAYS_OPEN] - Boxes 2 and 3 Switched, Top Chosen, Car Revealed (#12)

OUTCOME D-000 [OPEN] - Host Taken (#)

OUTCOME E-000 [OPEN] - Host Opened, Goat Inside (#)