Sack Boogies

>Open boxes
>Ramble madly and tell us about your story

Ramble about your story? Okay, you can try, but it's pretty simple, really.



You see, there's a conspiracy spoiling the youth and keeping secret knowledge from EVERYBODY.

The government's in on it, the mayor is in on it, the scientists are in on it, and you're pretty sure the original founders were--

EGGS!



EGGS EGGS ALWAYS THE EGGS

--The original founders were in on it too. We never left earth, there could never be another earth, the very idea of sending digital representations of human personalities into space by radio wave and having robots build humans on another planet is inherently absurd.

And nobody can see, nobody wants to see, what it took you so long to discover, but which now is so obvious that even a child should--

WHY, HELLO THERE!



This, this right here, this is what you've been trying to tell people.

They didn't believe you. They say you're crazy! But you'll show them who's crazy... you'll show everybody!

No matter what they say, the evidence is incontrovertible! You could never doubt the truth.



Boogie Sacks ARE funny to look at! Haha!