Sack Boogies

>Pedal the metal

Sigh.
This has to have set some kind of record, getting mauled this bad on their first day?
Probably didn't even get an older boogie hunter to supervise their first fight.

Right, let's get moving. We have a hospital to get this schmuck to.

Poor kid. All that enthusiasm and within hours of getting a starter Sack Boogie, it's off to the hospital for Dingo.

You decide to get this show on the road. You check the onboard computer to be sure all the navigation systems are operating correctly.



You don't have much experience at the helm of a crawler, but it's pretty much supposed to drive itself. Everything seems in order as far as you can tell. The destination coordinates are set for Vatlanding Village and the crawler trundles out of the garage and down the path.



Nothing to do now but prep your defenses before you reach the Murderforest.

Send your ANNOISY out, onto the roof of the crawler, so it can do its important, awful job of making sound-shadows to deter a good chunk of Boogies.

(ANNOISY, evolved form of VUVUZECHO)

You start by climbing up to the roof of the crawler and pulling your large ANNOISY from your Boogie Sack. By far the most advanced Sack Boogie you own, ANNOISY has proven a useful deterrent when it comes to keeping smaller Sack Boogies away.



Before it transformed from a lowly VUVUZECHO, it seemed to attract more enemies than it deterred--you learned that the hard way. You think it has to do with the Boogie's size; it deters anything smaller than itself, but attracts anything larger.

Send out a MAGELLICAN to go scout ahead.

MAGELLICANShow

MAGELLICAN, the WINGED GLOBE Boogie monster.
Nobody knows how it flies when its wings aren't even attached, but everyone knows they split open to reveal a very big mouth full of very sharp teeth. Enjoys biting things.

You also pull out your MAGELLICAN and let it perch on your arm. You'll have it scout ahead when you're closer to the Murderforest. ANNOISY can be quiet until then too.

For now, you sit in relative peace and admire the view of the forested valley and distant mountains as the crawler makes its way toward Vatlanding.



That shady forest is infested with the most terrifying and deadly Boogies known to the world, but you've been through it before, and you've got a sackful of GRAPEMINES prepped for anything that wants to tangle.

You're ready to confront any crazy circumstance this journey could throw your way.

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You are now Crazy Uncle Fartbuttsman and you've been locked in a cargo hold. This is just like an adventure puzzle! How exciting!