Sack Boogies

is the convoy just us? what's wrong with them, looks fine to me

"Hold up," you say. "Is Fartbuttsman the injured party?"



Mr/s CC: "NEGATIVE. PRINCIPAL PATIENT IS ALIAS RUSTY-BINGO-CADUCEUS. STATUS: COMATOSE, ONBOARD INTERVILLAGE CRAWLER, SECURE."

So there's somebody else already onboard.

When is completion of SECONDARY OBJECTIVE?

"Okay, so why's Fartbuttsman coming along? How long does he need to stay with us?"



Mr/s CC: "ALIAS FARTBUTTSMAN IS EXPECTED AT VATLANDING HOSPITAL FOR ROUTINE ELECTROTHERAPY MAINTENANCE. FARTBUTTSMAN TREATMENT REGIMEN IS NOT URGENT, BUT STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE REQUIRES THIS VEHICLE TO TRANSPORT A HALF LOAD OF CARGO OR MINIMUM OF TWO PASSENGERS FOR A JOURNEY OF THIS DISTANCE."

do we need to report completion of TERTIARY OBJECTIVE

"Do I really need to give you a thorough report about giving you a report?"



Mr/s CC: "... AFFIRMATIVE."

"Understood. No further questions."

Scope out the transport and figure out where everyone and everyboogie should be tactically positioned

You consider what you know about the transport as you climb aboard to check it out.

The intervillage crawler is a double-decker crawler, one of the largest in the village. Usually it's used for cargo runs along the dangerous Murderforest Road.



The lower level is mostly cargo space, with some equipment lockers near the egress hatch.

The upper level is the command deck, with access to the onboard computer systems and a 360 degree view around the vehicle.

You carefully stow your cycle in a locker for now while Farbuttsman wanders into the cargo hold. You cautiously lock the door behind him, then climb the ladder to the upper level.

The primary patient, for whom this whole trip appears to be arranged, is on this floor.



Hey, it's Dingo.