Sack Boogies

go all out. body armor, riot shield, unicycle

>Bicycle helmet, bicycle safety equipment and a bicycle.
>Also any type of lantern is always good.

You quickly throw on your standard body armor, a helmet with some built-in lanterns, and grab your hands-free aerial cyclotron. You might not need the cycle, but when it comes to escort jobs you like to have enough mobility to scout around or fall back as necessary to keep the principal safe.



Not for the first time, you wish you had a spare Boogie Sack or two. The idea of losing your Boogie Sack and having all your Sack Boogies turn against you has been a recurring nightmare of yours ever since the instructors warned you about the possibility. But at least your sack has some integrated microsteel cables so you can safely wear it on your back.

>Say about your friendship about 39, or how you did meet him!

As you head down the path toward the Discount Home, you can't help thinking about 39, aka Dingo.

Being about the same age, you've been acquaintances throughout the grueling years of Sack Boogie subjugation training. The kid always stood out in class because they were always so optimistic about becoming a Sack Master someday, while the attitudes of the other students (yourself included) generally consisted of various shades of resignation and resentment. After all, it's not like any of you were there by choice.



Of course, 39 also stood out because the kid refused to wear any clothing besides a hat (and occasionally a cape). Sort of makes you wonder what kind of family life they have at the Discount Home.

Speaking of which, you arrive at the garage of the Consolidated Corrugation Authority's Discount Home for At Risk Youth.



The garage door is open and it looks like the CCA's intervillage crawler is all prepped to go.

You hop off the cycle and step into the garage. Mr. and Mrs. Consolidated Corrugation is there, as well as that creepy guy who laughs outside your window in the middle of the night.

Mr/s CC: "ALIAS DENNIS, YOUR PROMPT ASSISTANCE IS GRATIFYING."

"Yeah, sure. What do I need to know?"



Mr/s CC: "PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: ENSURE SAFE TRANSPORT AND DELIVERY OF THE PRINCIPAL PATIENT TO VATLANDING HOSPITAL. SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: ENSURE ALIAS FARTBUTTSMAN REMAINS WITH CONVOY. TERTIARY OBJECTIVE: PROVIDE THOROUGH VERBAL REPORT UPON COMPLETION OR FAILURE OF ANY AND EVERY MISSION OBJECTIVE."

You pause to consider whether you have any questions or concerns, or if there's anything you want to do before shipping out.