Sack Boogies

Sacrifice hat.

In style.

You're no putz, after all.

>We have more hats but I don't think we have more faces or skin.

Thinking quickly, you tip your hat forward like any stylish person would do when meeting a sexy new Sack Boogie for the first time.



The corrosive gloop splashes upon the top and brim of your cap, sizzling and burbling noisomely. No cool scars today!

With the opening volley absorbed, you counterattack with your Boogie Sack!



The creature disappears into the sack's swirling vortex of otherworldly energies.

Yippee! You've captured your very first Sack Boogie!



Macrocyst: "Well done, Bingo. You're well on your way to becoming a contributing member of our dying society."



Macrocyst: "You'll find that your cortical boogiepedia has been automatically updated with the record of this capture. This will happen every time you catch a new Sack Boogie. The more different types of Sack Boogies you capture the more data you will collect, and thus the better equipped we'll be to repel their hordes."

The professor ushers you toward the doorway.

Macrocyst: "The day is still young, Bingo. You have time to begin clearing wild shadow creatures from the neighborhood and its immediate surroundings, building up your skills and ability to take on larger threats. I expect great things from you before your inevitable demise."



The door closes behind you as you step out into the fresh air and sunshine.

Well, what's your first order of business?