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Sure, why not.

Long road ahead. Might as well get a good start with some coffee!
Say professor, why's it so dark in yer office anyways?

"Sure, why not? Gotta be prepared for the big adventures coming my way!"

The professor pours some coffee into a mug on a nearby table.



"Any reason for it to be so dark in here today, Professor?"


"Yes, in fact," he replies as he hands you the coffee mug.

"Only in the darkness can the full range of shadow beast behavior be properly expressed and thus observed."




"When the first human settlers emerged from their vats and stepped foot into the sunlight of this world, they knew not what wondrous terrors awaited them. Only when the sun set and shadows fell did the nightmares creep from their hiding places and reveal themselves unto our forbears.

"We've learned much since then, but we've yet to unlock all the secrets of their forms. For instance, look over here..."



"I'm certainly not the first to observe the common Keuriglet, but here in my laboratory only this morning did I witness and record the first ever transformation of a Keuriglet into an adult Cowfee."