Sack Boogies

Tell her you have a name now!

"You can call me Bingo, now!" you say with pride. "Today's my eleventeenth!"



Dennis: "Wow, that sucks, dude, sorry to hear that. Give my disregard to Professor Jerkwad when you see him."



Haha, good ol' Dennis. Such a joker!

"See you later, Dennis! Maybe we can have a Sack Boogie brawl after I get my starter!"

She grunts quietly in what you assume is exuberant anticipation as you continue along the path toward Professor Macrocyst's laboratory.

Before too long, you're standing in front of the professor's door.

"TARGET IDENTIFIED," the door greets you warmly, "ALIAS RUSTY-BINGO-CADUCEUS."

With a soft mechanical whine, the door slides open invitingly, revealing the stark darkness of the professor's laboratory.



The professor is probably the planet's foremost living authority on Sack Boogies, and he has all sorts of strange ones living in the shadows of his lab. You hope you'll get to see one today!

Actually, as you probe the darkness with your staff of illumination, you think you see something darting about, avoiding the light. What is that?