Sack Boogies

Have your signature Cool Walking Stick that you hope will one day swirl with mysterious caduceus-shaped energyes

>Use a bedsheet as a cape too!

You grab your CWS (Cool Walking Stick) because you have this great idea for a style that'll be like a wizard with a Caduceus stick. The plan calls for you to wear your bedsheet as a cape.


Unfortunately, you haven't been able to reach your bedsheet/cape since it fell under your bed two winters ago. It now belongs to the Sack Boogie who lives under your bed.



Some day you will reclaim it, and your nights will be spent in peaceful slumber instead of cold, shivering terror. Soon, bedsheet... soon.

>Wear a baseball cap

But for now you just grab your baseball cap, and it's off to breakfast!



You march out through your unsealed bedchamber door and shout your breakfast order to your mom-and-dad.

>Eat egg..

Breakfast: two egg

"Hey, MomDad! Two eggs, please!"

Wear breakfast.

Sometimes you're good about catching breakfast in your mouth, but they caught you off guard this time.

"THIRTY-NINE," your Mom-and-Dad intones, "WHAT NAME HAVE YOU CHOSEN."



You scrape the eggs off your face and into your mouth as best you can while replying that you've chosen the name Rusty "Bingo" Caduceus.

"IT SHALL BE ENTERED INTO THE RECORD," says Mom-and-Dad.
"UPON CESSATION OF MASTICATION YOU ARE PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE HOME AND REPORT TO PROFESSOR MACROCYST TO SELECT YOUR STARTER SACK BOOGIE."

Great! Is there anything you want to do before you leave, or should you head to Professor Macrocyst's laboratory?