Sack Boogies

>Rusty "Bingo" Caduceus.

You've thought about this a long time, so you're all ready. Your name will be Rusty Caduceus!

And people can call you Bingo for short!

>Open the sack boogie

You've had this Boogie Sack since your grandmother gave it to you before jumping into a reclamation vat. You know that it's empty, but you can't help peering into it anyway.

The mysterious purple glow beckons enticingly. The whirling ethereal mists of the ancient technology seem to pulsate, mesmerizing.


You know you shouldn't gaze into the Boogie Sack for too long or the madness will creep into your soul and you'll end up crazier than Uncle Fartbuttsman. (At least, that's what your mom-and-dad told you.)

So you pick up the sack and throw it over your shoulder, secure in the knowledge that the madness hasn't consumed you and soon you'll have a Sack Boogie to put into your Boogie Sack.



Well, now that you've got a name, you have a few more important decisions to make on this, the most important day of your life!


Like... what should you wear today? And what's for breakfast?