The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Convention Scorer) Be pretty disenchanted with your job.
(Relda Fauxfox) Frantically try to track down where your brother is.
(Relda Fauxfox) Be subject to magickal interference.
(Relda Fauxfox) Be subject to physical intereference. Namely, Avogadro clinging to your leg.
(Relda Fauxfox) Apparate a very gooey triple-berry pie and LET HIM HAVE IT.
(HM King Estmere) Be baffled as to where you are.
(HM King Estmere) Be baffled as to where the gi-raffe babe went.
(HM King Estmere) Get nervous. Start hitting out randomly with your fists.
(Marshal Sweetcheeks) Gekker with your colleague over the missing King.
(Charmina Chubb) Deal with a group of Klowns using triple-berry pies.
(Crowd) Ooooooh and ahhhhh, realizing who Charmina really is!
(Nero and Angus) Still be at the gate. Still with your prisoner. Still with bottles. Still bored.
(Nero and Angus) Be surprised by the appearance of Detective Webb, who gives you Orders.