Justice Watch presents: Cherry Bomb: HOTLINE BING

damnit, i was hoping he would take some and they turn out to be magic mushrooms and then you animate a gif of a bunny tripping balls, as in falling over literal sports balls, basketballs, footballs, even a badminton birdie and then he just falls flat on his face, kaput, and all that searching on the internet for the species of those mushrooms was all for naught because that shopkeep was an ALIEN FROM RIGEL-7.