"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

19 days ago I had a dream where I decided to throw out 16 broken and empty chicken eggshells by flushing them down a toilet but once I peed on the eggs, suddenly inside of the eggshells were baby turtles and then when I clicked flush, the water was a mix of orange juice and beer coloured orange and that part unsettles me more than the other parts of the dream, was the water like a gross cumulative byproduct of someone (possibly dream me) peeing dehydrated whizz for so long that it became yellow-orange. It was gross and weird but the turtles in the eggshells part seemed cool, fruity and magical.