the tRUth is Now

Conspiracy theories are a delight, because the people who believe in them are earnest about it (even if them being delusional is self-evident) and that makes the elaborate mythology more interesting than any piece of generic fiction. "There is nothing new under the sun" whines the speculative fiction hack entry level novelist, "The sun devours any form of biological or material novelty to keep us nescient of extra-terrestrial and extra-dimensional life as it is a Theo-technological Dyson sphere effortlessly constructed by a type V alien race as part of their hobby/pranks against lesser developed forms of sentient life and it is powered by an intangible entity of pure psychic energy withdrawn from an astral microcosmos and tethered to tangible reality" yells out the loonie who earnestly believes in that shit.